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#1 User is offline   beebs 

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Posted 04 November 2009 - 03:23 AM

hanpen in nabe
so fluffy white and spongey
what the fuck are you?
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Posted 04 November 2009 - 03:30 AM

I am the hanpen
Mysterious and processed
Mind your own business
Nanamamachan nanamamachan nanananananananananamamachan nanananananananananamamachan
Try singing that to the tune of "momotarosan".
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Posted 04 November 2009 - 04:15 AM

oooo, nicely done, Sasa.

what about that stuff--
wrinkly bags of mochi in
oden. testicles?
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Posted 04 November 2009 - 10:27 AM

Do not mock the scrotes
Tasty and brown they reside
Deep in my stomach.

This is getting old.
I repeat myself once more:
Bi-ru kudasai.
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Posted 04 November 2009 - 11:56 AM

Hapacheese eats scrotes!
Equilibrium disturbed
I turn back to book.
Nanamamachan nanamamachan nanananananananananamamachan nanananananananananamamachan
Try singing that to the tune of "momotarosan".
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Posted 04 November 2009 - 12:39 PM

Scrotes = the tofu skin bags with mochi inside! (also refer to inarizushi :P)
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Posted 04 November 2009 - 12:58 PM

Ahahaha, don't worry I will never reveal your filthy secret.
Nanamamachan nanamamachan nanananananananananamamachan nanananananananananamamachan
Try singing that to the tune of "momotarosan".
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Posted 04 November 2009 - 06:26 PM

GREAT topic - esp since we just had oden for dinner (again, yes...) :laugh2:

I shall never look at "Mochbags" (as MiniB and I fondly call them) the same way again...orz

Am not feeling haiku-inspired at the mo. Too stressed still thinking about whether I made wise choices for my 10 desert island items!! :P
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:19 AM

hummus oh yummus.
oh yeah. you make me want to
dip things into you.
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:11 AM

^Hehehehe.
Nanamamachan nanamamachan nanananananananananamamachan nanananananananananamamachan
Try singing that to the tune of "momotarosan".
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 06:26 AM

u are such inspired people :P
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 06:38 AM

View Postsasa, on 04 November 2009 - 12:58 PM, said:

Ahahaha, don't worry I will never reveal your filthy secret.


It's not filthy,
nor is it a secret...
been called scrotes like, forever
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 06:45 AM

I have a fever
tabemono wo throw up
I need tylenol
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:32 PM

^Nice one. I mean I'm sympathetic and all but if your delerium is spawning poetry such as that, it might be worth the suffering :P

Just ate a carrot
At the same time as knitting
Feel so virtuous
Nanamamachan nanamamachan nanananananananananamamachan nanananananananananamamachan
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 03:52 PM

feeling better now
the delerium is gone
but headache remains
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:24 PM

Can there ever be
such a thing as too much cake?
My stomach says yes.
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 08:06 PM

Sitting at my desk
Cannot block the screechy sounds
Hubby's violin
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 08:07 PM

Not just baiorin
MiniB is pounding on
Denshi piano

Why on earth did I
Teach him 'Neko Funjatta'
Stupid dumb old me
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 08:09 PM

Noise cacophony
Getting too annoying now
Must escape upstairs
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 01:40 AM

@ chiquita : :laugh2: ok, since I am not good with english I shall try a different way:

:o :lover:
:perv: :drool: :blush:
:unsure: :eh: :(

translation:
saw a man and felt in love
wanted him and loved
gone he was
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